guy: don't you hate the new princaple?
girl: do you know who i am?
boy: no why should i?
girl: yes you should, i am the princaples daughter
boy: so?
a woman walks into a store and says: i need to buy a toilet
the man says: we have 3, a metal one, a wooden one and a singing one.
the woman takes the wooden one.
a man walks in and buys the metal one,
the next day a man walks in and chooses the singing toilet.
That day the first woman also returnes, she is bringing back the wooden toilet, she says: when ever i sit on this toilet i get a splinter in my butt!
she returnes the toilet
then the 1st man comes back, he says: when ever i sit on this thing, it it either so hot that it burnes me, or so cold, that it freezes me to the seat!
he returnes the toilet.
The next day the man with the singing toilet returnes and says: WHEN EVER I SIT ON THIS TOILET IT STARTS TO SING : do you see what i see?
Posted by tameramowry
at 1:51 AM EDT
